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Unfortunate

She told him, "I never get any emails from you."
"But I send them, sweetie, really I do," he protested.
She said, "I'm sorry, I'm leaving you."

His boss said, "Your responses never make it to my inbox."
"I need to hear your thoughts, your ideas."
He fired him due to a "failure to communicate."

Broken-hearted, despairing, he took his "clever" email address,
ch34p-v1aggra@online-2-texas-holdem-casino.com,
and Curlicues H. Wormwood turned to a life of spam.

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aussie_nyc
Aug. 17th, 2005 11:46 am (UTC)
That broke my heart.
rfreebern
Aug. 17th, 2005 01:38 pm (UTC)
Alice and Harold Wormwood had no clue that naming their son after the tiny ringlets of black hair on his infant head would cause such difficulties for him thirty years down the road.
hutta
Aug. 18th, 2005 06:01 am (UTC)
I approve. Well played.
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