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Der Zombie

I have photographic evidence that derspatchel is a 129-year-old zombie.



(Photo taken at an old cemetary in Wakefield, RI.)

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maga_dogg
Mar. 23rd, 2005 07:54 pm (UTC)
Wait a second. If Mabelle was buried seven years after Spatch, and therefore in the upper coffin... SHE MUST HAVE ESCAPED THE GRAVE FIRST!

We have one zombie unaccounted for!
ex_birds977
Mar. 23rd, 2005 07:55 pm (UTC)
No. She's accounted for. I ate her.
maga_dogg
Mar. 23rd, 2005 08:03 pm (UTC)
Well, there goes any chances of a ZOMBIE SPATCH II.

Unless... according to this curiously specific ancient Najavo inscription, it appears that the zombie retrovirus may be transmitted through the digestive system! No, I was not previously that the ancient Najavo knew what a retrovirus was. You're awfully cheeky for someone under imminent threat of pale grey skin-paint.
rfreebern
Mar. 23rd, 2005 09:09 pm (UTC)
Wait, humans eating zombies? What is this, bizarro-world?
derspatchel
Mar. 24th, 2005 04:56 am (UTC)
Yes, I admit, the L doesn't stand for Richard, it stands for LIVINGDEAD.
rfreebern
Mar. 25th, 2005 02:09 pm (UTC)
A quick websearch reveals a number of other Noyeses who lived in the RI area. Is your family from New England? Might this guy have been related?
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