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My answers:

1. Webmaster for the Army Game Project.
2. A little over three years.
3. X-Men: The Ravages of Apocalypse.
4. A Neuros Audio Computer.
5. 4th grade. I did better than 90 of the 103 contestants at the state level. "Nuance."
6. Too soon to tell, really -- the season's really just started -- but I think I'd have to go with the latter.
7. mistersleepless
8. Because they come in their own biodegradable package that is easy to open.
9. Futurama, Volume One
10. I really, sincerely hope so.

Now come up with questions that fit them! Ask away!


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Oct. 24th, 2004 05:26 pm (UTC)
I Got Bored And Silly . . .
1.) So, we all know about the hooker you killed in Vegas, who funded you?
2.) How long has it been since you plotted this voilent crime in Vegas?
3.) We all heard rumors that you forced her to watch the trailors for a movie sequel that you pirated off a DL website, what was it?
4.) So, for the plans, it has been rumored that you used some device to bounce ideas off of. What was it?
5.) But this was not the first time you've killed. Little Tommy Smith on the playground was just asking for it, we all know. We all heard it was because he beat you in the Spelling Bee in your Elementary School years. He just beat you out with spelling one word. When was that Spelling Bee and how well did you really do, what was the word that forced you to kill little Tommy Smith?
6.) Winter is coming, but that matter little to the Vegas PD. Do you think they might discover she's missing by now or think that they don't care that one measly hooker vanished?
7.) You should really admit who your accomplices were. Come on, just give one name.
8.) Why did you decide to kill a hooker in Vegas?
9.) So, after the murder, you went back to your place and watched some telly. Cool, what did you watch?
10.) Think you've gotten away with it and left no evidence?
Oct. 24th, 2004 08:05 pm (UTC)
Re: I Got Bored And Silly . . .
Ha ha ha ha. Close, but no cigar. :)
Oct. 24th, 2004 08:19 pm (UTC)
Re: I Got Bored And Silly . . .
Can't blame a girl for trying.

Now, what really did happen to that hooker?
Oct. 24th, 2004 08:25 pm (UTC)
Re: I Got Bored And Silly . . .
I experienced a change of heart, got her fitted with a nice set of clothes, and put her on a plane back to Toledo to finally be reunited with her estranged son who's been living with her mother's spiritual guide, a cross-dressing giant.
Oct. 24th, 2004 08:27 pm (UTC)
Re: I Got Bored And Silly . . .
*wipes a tear and sniffles* Oh, thank goodness! Her pimp, Rolla' Sk8 was so worried!
Oct. 24th, 2004 05:27 pm (UTC)
1. Who's the evil supervillain this time round?
2. How long has he been plotting?
3. What was his inspiration?
4. What will be his Doomsday Machine?
5. When did you first defeat him?
6. Will he conquer NYC or Chicago before Christmas?
7. Who's your sidekick in this adventure?
8. Why does the evil supervillain breed his minions of darkness from Sea Monkeys?
9. What's he trying to gain or achieve, anyway?
10. Does he eat quiche?
Oct. 24th, 2004 08:06 pm (UTC)
Oh, awesome. Now my life is the plot of a comic book!
Oct. 24th, 2004 05:38 pm (UTC)
1. Who, in your opinion, is Satan incarnate?
2. How long does it take, from start to finish, to download all available updates for Windows XP from the Microsoft site with a dial up connection?
3. Describe, in detail, the decay of modern society.
4. What modern object do you think would have changed history as we know it if it had been available to Christopher Columbus?
5. In what year do you think you had the largest academic impact on Aimee Seaton? ("Partridge")
6. Do you think that cabbage night this year will be horrible and all of our cars will be demolished in some egg focused onslaught, or do you think we will all be spared due to a sudden last minute change of heart by America's youth?
7. Who's yo daddy?
8. Why do bananas rock so much?
9. Why were you late for class this morning Mr. Freeburn?
10. Got Milk?
Oct. 24th, 2004 08:12 pm (UTC)
Re: Hrm...
An excellent selection of questions. I find your question #5 particularly interesting!
Oct. 25th, 2004 02:30 pm (UTC)
Re: Hrm...

And don't take the misspelling of your name wrong. I spell everyones name wrong *sigh*

And yeah.. Partridge was the word I screwed up cause I was scared to death on the stage in the cafeteria. Can't remember any of the ones I got RIGHT though.. figures hehe.
Oct. 24th, 2004 06:55 pm (UTC)
As usual, I will be the sane and sensible one =)
1. What is your dream job?
2. How long have you been married to Miss Perfection, the Sarah?
3. What's your favorite movie?
4. What could be the best present you could possibly get right now?
5. Have you ever won a spelling bee? When? What was the word?
6. Who's going to win, __________ or _____________? (Two baseball teams who's names I don't know.)
7. Who's your best friend?
8. Why do you love... uh... CORN POPS? (no idea.)
9. What's the last DVD you bought?
10. Will John Kerry win the presidential election?!?! =) =) =)

<333333333333 me!!
Oct. 24th, 2004 08:13 pm (UTC)
Re: As usual, I will be the sane and sensible one =)
What a fantastic set of questions! You are correct in many ways. (I will post the actual questions I was thinking of tomorrow.)
Oct. 24th, 2004 07:10 pm (UTC)
It occurred to me while reading this that "find the answer for this question" is the essence of Kolmogorov complexity - because the K-complexity of a string X is exactly the length of the shortest question for which X is the answer, when posed to your favourite universal question answering device.
Oct. 24th, 2004 08:15 pm (UTC)
I hadn't encountered K-complexity before, but now Wikipedia has enlightened me.

And is there a better universal question answering device than the giant AI hive mind that is LiveJournal?
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