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Poets Gone Wild

On ifmud, some friends and I somehow got started composing off-the-cuff poems about Girls Gone Wild.

nm started things off by saying, "The film noir version: 'Girls who think they can step over that line, go wild, and then step back again, but it ain't that easy'" to which rogercarbol responded with a Chandler ref: "Down those wild streets a girl must go who is not herself wild"

I followed up with this haiku:
Girls are going wild
They cannot go back again
So wild they must stay

nm contributed:
Roses are red
violets are blue
girls went wild
as often they do

I responded with:
If behavior
isn't mild
You are watching
Girls Gone Wild
BURMA SHAVE

and then threw in a limerick:
There once was a girl who went wild.
She was hardly more than a child.
Her dad, he found out,
And started to shout,
And a civil lawsuit he filed.

and completed the trifecta with:
Higgledy piggledy
Women in videos
Taking their tops off and
Showing their chests
Misogynistically
Guys give them t-shirts and
Leaving them standing, move
On to the rest.

nm added this limerick that references an old mathematics joke:
A girl with a powerful head
solved problems that most men would dread
when solutions were filed
she went wild
plus a constant in bed

ziz provided another higgledy-piggledy:
Tipsily, topsily
girls on film'll go
farther than others with
out booze or drugs.
Misogynistically
producers film them with
out a release and while
giving them "hugs".

After discussing the coincidence that we both chose "misogynistically," I came up with:
Higgledy piggledy
No plot development
and 2-D characters
make this a bore.
Banal and lacking in
Cinematography
Girls Gone Wild videos:
None out of four.

fourcoffees kicked things up a notch with a Milton homage:
How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth
Stol'n on his wing my wild-gone girl
My hasting days fly on with full career
as porn stars do my pants unfurl.

At inkylj's suggestion, I produced a mediocre clerihew:
Joseph Francis
Took his chances
Young girl dances
Lost his pantses.

And finally, ziz wrapped things up classily:
She lifts her shirt
You still can't see
Her armpit fuzz
blocks light, has fleas
burma shave

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markm
Mar. 17th, 2008 07:52 pm (UTC)
nm's limerick isn't. Let's see if we can fix it:

A girl with a powerful head
solved problems that most men would dread.
When solutions were filed,
she'd often go wild
on film, plus a constant, in bed

Shoehorning those two syllables into the last line is kinda awkward, though. We could always echo the first line, with: "And end, giving powerful head"
ooshiny
Mar. 17th, 2008 11:48 pm (UTC)
Man, I miss all the fun.
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